Looks like somebody's got a case of the MUNDAY's. Ah yes, what a movie. How can you not love it? This movie has unforgettable quote after unforgettable quote. My favorite 'Yeah, Im doin the drywall down there at the new McDonalds.' How can you not love Lawrence, Peter's completely retarded but hilarious neighbor. I would love to hear what some of you guys liked about this movie. Whether it be the 'Oh' face, Aniston's pieces of flare, the stapler, the fax machine, etc. This movie kills me from beginning to end. On to the list...
My Top 8 NBA Players (present)
1. Kevin Garnett -- 7'1 and can do everything.
2. Chris Webber -- Loved the fab five at michigan and still love watching him play. i know he's dense with the lying to a grand jury and all but im not taking that into account. just that i like watching him ball.
3. Shaquille O'Neal -- He just dominates...wish they would give him the ball more...then again he doesnt make his free throws.
4. Lebron James -- How can you not love the fact that he is 19 and could do everything. He was the leader of the Cavaliers at 19. Everybody knew in high school that he was incredibly gifted but nobody would have expected this at such a young age.
5. Tim Duncan -- Another player coming out of college that we knew was going to be good, but not dominate like he has. As fundamentally sound as any player I've ever seen.
6. Vince Carter -- Often injured. Has yet to get back to his form of a couple years ago when he carried his team deep into the playoffs only to lose to AI and the 76ers. Would love to see him work hard this summer and get back to form. Has all the tools.
7. Jason Kidd -- His vision is Magic-like. Cant shoot to save his life though.
8. Dirk Nowitzki -- I needed a white boy in here. He's also 7 feet tall and can do everything. Let me rephrase that...7 foot and can do everything accept play defense....and when I say he cant play defense I mean it. No chance in hell of ever stopping anybody. A goat could get by him....I'm sure of it.
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My boss really is Bill Lumbergh, I swear he says this at least once a day and sounds just like him.."Um yeah, that would be great, thanks.".. the sad part is, its not on purpose. My two favorite O.S. quotes.... you can tell when i am angry at work b/c they become my away messages...
1)We don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles, staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms. And listening to eight different bosses drone on all day about mission statements.
2) I DO I DO want to express myself... there... this is me expressing myself and I don't need 37 pieces of flare to do it.
And of course Milton and his stapler... maybe I can torch my work someday? Just kidding... and an honorable mention to "what would you do with a million dollars?" Think I am gonna go watch it now.... good idea!! :)
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks
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