Friday, July 2, 2004

What's Your Caption?

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Saddam was in court in Iraq starting on Thursday.  What is your caption to this picture?  Let me start this...

'NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!  COME BACK...ONE YEAR!!!' -- Soup Nazi on Seinfeld

Comments extremely welcome.  This is going to get interesting.

Top 8 Questions Asked By Saddam Hussein When Captured

1. "Be honest...have you ever seen a nicer spider hole than this?"

2. "Who's got a coat hanger -- this beard itches like a son of a bitch!"

3. "Anyone have a mint?"

4. "Is this about the illegal music downloads?"

5. "Which describes me better right now -- 'haggard' or 'grizzled'?"

6. "How did you get past my impenetrable styrofoam brick?"

7. "Do I get the 25-million-dollar reward?"

8. "How's the war going?"

 

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I'LL HAVE A COKE!!!" --- Boondock Saints (HAHAHA) if you ever saw this part of the movie, you should be laughing!!

Anonymous said...

check please.

Anonymous said...

"ONE MORE FOR THE LOOOOOOOOG DUSTY ROAD, DAMN IT!!"

Anonymous said...

OUT! (like at a tennis match)

Anonymous said...

Ever wonder what your finger would smell like if you put it up your ass? Mine smells terrible.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I would like a #1 value meal...

Anonymous said...

Yes I killed millions of innocent people, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

Anonymous said...

One order of freedom fries, please..

Anonymous said...

Saddam at a U2 concert....

'One love
One life
When it's one need
In the night
One love
We get to share it
Leaves you baby if you
Don't care for it'

Anonymous said...

OU Sooners #1! Saddam is their biggest fan!

Anonymous said...

'Let me be the FIRST to congratulate Coach K on taking the Lakers job...GO TARHEELS!!!'

Anonymous said...

PULL MY FINGER BUSH!!

Anonymous said...

ARRRRRRRRRHH me maiteeeeee ( derek)

Anonymous said...

" Guess where this has been"

Anonymous said...

" I want cornbread"

Anonymous said...

where mah pie?

Anonymous said...

Everybody wang chung tonight!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mmm hot...If I were a former ruler and genocidal maniac, I'd definitely do him.

Anonymous said...

Too funny!  I love #4!  

Anonymous said...

i love it

Anonymous said...

hey, that was a really good entry..... I like ur comments about him.... He's a bitch, because of him I lost alot of friends...... I hope that son of a bitch bends down in the shower and gets abused and harassed in jail. Now, u know he's going to get beat up in jail because, who doesn't hate sadam.