The Ryan and Josh NFL Prediction Machine

The much anticipated Ryan and Josh NFL Preview is ready for viewing.  We have worked long and hard so read thoroughly.  (* = wildcard teams)

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Ryan's NFC North
1. Vikings
2. Packers*
3. Lions
4. Bears

Josh's NFC North
1. Vikings
2. Packers*
3. Lions
4. Bears

Ryan's North Rundown -- The Vikings control their own destiny this year...like they did last year (Thank you Arizona).  The Vikes have all the tools to go all the way yet something holds them back.  Could it be Randy Moss's Terrell Owens syndrome?  With the Packers we all realize it comes down to Favre's health...and his head.  Oh yes, and Mike McKenzie.  Without him, no Super Bowl run for the Pack.  The Lions have the obvious potential in years to come, but not yet.  The Bears?  Rex isn't the answer.  Next.

Josh's North Rundown -- Two teams in this conference are on the rise, one is remaining steady and another I'm afraid to say is heading downward.  The Vikings have an improved defense and their O could be the next "best show on turf." Green Bay could sneak a wild card at best but with Favre aging the defense will have to pick up the slack and I'm afraid they can only take it for so long...  Lions will turn some heads this year with several offensive gems.  Chicago.....Rex Grossman era.....next.

Ryan's NFC East
1. Eagles
2. Cowboys
3. Redskins
4. Giants

Josh's NFC East
1. Eagles
2. Cowboys
3. Giants
4. Redskins

Ryan's East Rundown -- TO finally cried his way out of San Fran and Baltimore and into an Eagles uniform.  I don't remember a great receiver McNabb has had to throw to (Marvin Harrison at Syracuse maybe).  The East is tough.  All four teams have great coaches, solid QB's, good defense, yet the Eagles seem to have the whole package.  Cowboys, with Testaverde, will be solid but not great on offense.  The G-men will struggle and Kurt Warners life will be ruined by his wife in NYC and Dan Snyder will do everything he can to ruin another Redskins season. 

Josh's East Rundown -- Philly is going to be so tough to beat this year it's kinda sick.  Their defense flies and their offense won't miss a step with Buckhalter's injury.  Dallas, as much as it pains me, will improve leaps and bounds with Parcells at the helm.  QB is one of the only issues, but it's a big one.  Tough call in New York: do you throw the boy to the wolves or risk it with the veteran who tanked last year?  Money gets spent in Washington as fast as the Redskins keep changing personnel.  Ridiculous.

Ryan's NFC South
1. Panthers
2. Falcons*
3. Buccaneers
4. Saints

Josh's NFC South
1. Panthers
2. Falcons*
3. Saints
4. Buccaneers

Ryan's South Rundown -- The Panthers, in my eyes, came out of no where last year.  I didnt see that coming at all.  They have all the pieces back but whether they can stay healthy or not is another matter.  Just ask the #2 team...the Falcons and Michael Vick.  If he stays healthy they might be 13-3.  If he gets injured...eesh...I can't even watch the Falcons without Vick.  Who is his backup?  Tim Couch?  Bucs and Saints have no shot at anything...so why even talk about them.  I'm not.  Next.

Josh's South Rundown -- Super Bowl runner-up hasn't really lost a step and their defense is anchored by the best DL in the game: Julius Peppers.  I'm leery about Jake Delhomme though...one good year and they throw him tons of money.  We'll see.  Atlanta will go as Vick goes, duh.  New Orleans will be in almost every game, or they should be.  When did you think you'd see the Bucs, a Super Bowl team in the last couple years, at the bottom of the conference?  Well, you'll see it this year.

Ryan's NFC West
1. Rams
2. Seahawks
3. Cardinals
4. 49ers

Josh's NFC West
1. Seahawks
2. Rams
3. Cardinals
4. 49ers

Ryan's West Rundown -- Thank you St Louis for getting rid of Kurt Warner and letting Marc Bulger take over this team.  He doesn't have to look over to the sideline every two minutes to see Kurt warming up.  I'm not falling into the 'Matt Hasselback is taking the Seahawks to the Super Bowl' fever.  Good RB (Shaun Alexander), good D, good WR's, yet Hasselback doesn't do it for me.  Cardinals might actually start moving upwards with Denny Green but it will still take a couple years.  The 49ers?  Didn't I say something to the effect of if the team stinks don't talk about them....done.

Josh's West Rundown -- This is Seattle's year if they're going to do anything.  They're almost guarenteed a playoff spot with this conference.  Their defense is tight as a drum and their offense is powered by two Pro Bowlers (Hasselbeck and Alexander).  St. Louis will still score points, but won't be nearly as tough.  Most of them are aging rapidly.  The battle here will be the cellar. San Fran is absolutely dreadful.  Their best player is a LB.  'Zona will be slightly improved with Denny Green calling the shots.

Ryan's AFC North
1. Ravens
2. Bengals*
3. Steelers
4. Browns

Josh's AFC North
1. Ravens
2. Bengals*
3. Steelers
4. Browns

 Get ready for more of Ray Ray

Ryan's North Rundown -- I wish the Ravens had an offense.  I do like Kyle Boller but boy...other than Jamal Lewis they have nothing.  TO could have helped in that capacity I think.  The Bengals and starting QB Carson Palmer are on the up and up.  Palmer has all the tools to take the Bengals a long way...but not past the first round of the playoffs this year.  The Steelers?  Time for Ben Roethlisberger to start.  He will be solid for the Steelmen for the next ten years.  The Browns?  Jeff Garcia?  You serious?

Josh's North Rundown -- Baltimore's defense will keep giving the offense opportunities.  But sooner or later they're going to get tired of carrying the team.  Lewis at RB will be steady but Boller will HAVE to improve.  The Bengals will be a wild card team, I'll say that right now.  Rudi Johnson can carry the load at RB and
Carson Palmer will be decent.  Pitt has a nice addition in Duce Staley but former XFL MVP Tommy Maddox will finally revert back to stinky form.  Cleveland, aside from rookie Kellen Winslow's mouth, has shown me nothing.

Ryan's AFC East
1. Patriots
2. Jets*
3. Bills
4. Dolphins

 Corey has to be a team player in New England.

Josh's AFC East
1. Buffalo
2. New England*
3. Jets
4. Dolphins

Ryan's East Rundown -- The Pats?  Don't even have to talk about them.  We all know what they have and what they added in Corey Dillon.  If he can't be a team player in New England then he will never be a team player.  The J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS have signed Chad Pennington long term so expect good things from them.  I'm waiting for the running back situation to blow up in Buffalo and Drew Bledsoe to go ballistic on somebody.  Nothing changes with the Bills.  The Fins?  Ha....ha....ha. 

Josh's East Rundown -- I think this also might be Buffalo's year.  The defense rivals the Patriots and I think their offense is actually better overall.  Look for Lee Evans to make an impact as well.  New England will fight them tooth and nail for the conference title.  The Jets will just kind of hang around.  They gave Pennington serious dough after a so-so season.  Don't know what that's about...  Miami.....oh boy.  Could any team have had a worse offseason?  Williams is gone and Boston is done for the year.  Fiedler leading them to glory?  Pfft.  Forget it.  Mail it in right now.

Ryan's AFC South
1. Colts
2. Titans
3. Jaguars
4. Texans

Josh's AFC South
1. Colts
2. Titans
3. Jags
4. Texans

Ryan's South Rundown -- Colts will stroll through the South.  I want to see Peyton and Co. go farther this year.  Thus...the Super Bowl.  The Titans?  Steve McNair is a walking disaster and no running game.  The Jags?  I see nothing come from them.  The Texans?  Give them a couple years and they will be all set in Houston.  Domanick Davis is showing a lot more than people gave him credit for on draft day. 

Josh's South Rundown -- Everybody is expecting a step up from Tennessee because of fresh legs at RB with George gone.  Well, McNair is getting seriously fragile.  He can't do everything for them anymore.  Indy is the team to beat.  With Dungy
continually upgrading their D, the O just keep going along steadily.  Jacksonville will be improved and might compete with the top two, but not enough to steal a top-half finish.  Houston is going nowhere fast.  Hope fans down in Texas are patient...

Ryan's AFC West
1. Chiefs
2. Broncos
3. Raiders
4. Chargers

Josh's AFC West
1.) Chiefs
2.) Broncos
3.) Raiders
4.) Chargers

Ryan's West Rundown -- Gotta like the Chiefs offense...just not the defense.  We all saw what happened vs the Colts last year.  Not pretty.  The Broncos have Champ Bailey and John Lynch in the secondary.  Their running game, with former OU standout Quentin Griffin, will hold them back from going anywhere.  The Raiders just keep getting older and older.  Can we just transport the team bus to a hospice center?  I don't like Drew Brees in San Diego.  When can Philip Rivers get his shot? 

Josh's West Rundown -- Kansas City better do something and now or else they're time will have come and gone.  Trent Green throw for over 300 yards continually and Priest Holmes runs for over 2000 yards...and yet a Super Bowl is out of reach.  Someone explain it to me.  I still like Plummer in Denver, but Quentin Griffin can't handle the load, I'm sorry.  The O in Oakland stands for OLD.  San Diego....I feel sorry for LaDanian.  He's the best guy there and their administration stinks.  I just hope they haven't spoiled things for Rivers at QB.

Ryan's Final Predictions:
AFC Champ: Pats
NFC Champ: Eagles
Super Bowl Champ: Pats

Josh's Final Predictions:
AFC Champ: Bills
NFC Champ: Eagles
Super Bowl Champ: Eagles

Ryan and Josh's Top Eight Reasons to Move in Together...We Both Enjoy:

1. Pro Football

2. College football

3. Baseball and the pennant races

4. European Soccer (Manchester United especially...)

5. Training for triathalons

6. Camping

7. Being outdoors

8. Reading poetry...

Well, I'm not sure how many of those Josh actually enjoys, but I, Ryan, enjoy them all.