Dumb and Dumber

 

 I smokes the green longs time ago, not no mo.  

On 'Real Sports With Bryan Gumbel,' Randy Moss admitted he smokes the green 'once in a blue moon.'  Why in God's green (no pun intended) earth would he make that known?  Randy...realize something brother.  We realize you guys do this stuff all the time.  We can see the smoke when you get out of your Escalade.  When you hang out with Snoop in the offseason, the general population understands you guys aren't going to the Olive Garden for a soup and salad.   

My Top Eight Dumbest Athletes  

1.  OJ Simpson -- Do I really need to explain this one?  You did it.  Been in a coma for the past 15 years?  Click here.  Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman seemed like two genuinely nice people who should be enjoying life right now.  Not OJ.  

 I'm not even going there.  

2.  Kobe Bryant -- You are not bright.  You cheat on your wife.  Tell everybody Shaq cheated on his wife over and over again.  Then you buy your wife some gigantic rock to try and make it up to her.  Then you make the Lakers stink.   

3.  Todd Bertuzzi -- This guy should be in prison.  If you aren't a big sports fan and don't remember this name.  He plays in the NHL.  In March 2004, while skating down the ice, he came up behind an opponent, Steve Moore, punched him in the face, and drove his face into the ice at full speed.  Yeah, think about that.  Bertuzzi has been reinstated and can play this coming season.  Yeah, that makes sense.  Moore just started exercising recently and might never play professional hockey again.    

Good article on this incident here.  

 Don't cry for me Argentina...I mean Bertuzzi.

4.  Terrell Owens -- This has all been talked about before.  I wrote an article about it a few weeks ago.  I'm not going to explain this brain dead athlete again.  

5.  Jeremy Roenick -- On the NHL Lockout and fans, Roenick said "I will say personally, personally, to everybody who calls us spoiled, you guys are just jealous, and screw you guys because we have tried so hard to get this game back on the ice to make it better for the fans," he said. "And if you don't realize that, don't come. We don't want you in the rink, we don't want you to watch hockey. Period."   

Roenick also said "Pro athletes are not cocky. Pro athletes care about the game. Everybody out there who calls us spoiled because we play a game - they can kiss my ass."  

Well said Jeremy, well said.  Those words will fill up the seats in October.  

6.  Randy Moss -- Explained above.  He's been doing dumb stuff for years.  When he caught a TD in Green Bay last year, pretended to take down his pants and wipe his rear on the goalpost it made me want to smack him.  Thankfully we won't have to see that anymore.  

7.  Kenny Rogers -- 'Get that camera out of my face.'  'Okay thanks, now get that camera out of my face.'  Now, get this camera out of my face.'  Rogers practically beat up a cameraman trying to film him on the baseball field a month or so ago.  Kenny.  You're dumb.   The Smoking Gun always has great articles. 

Read about it here.

   Get him Kenny, get him.  He was totally out to get you.  

8.  Andy Katzenmoyer -- You all remember the Ohio State linebacker of a few years back.  He was a monster on the football field.  In the classroom?  Not so much.  Talk about a box of rocks.  While playing for the Buckeyes, he obviously went to ZERO classes.  His GPA was like .0027.  During the summer one year to stay eligible these are the classes he took:  Golf I; AIDS: What Every College Student Should Know; and Music 140,Music Cultures of the World.  What degree are those classes getting him ready for exactly?   

Those are my dumb athletes.  I know there have been many more.  Do you have a dumb athlete you would like to recommend for this list?  If so, comment below.