Asst Commish has been fired, I am now Commissioner, President and CEO of College Football for the NCAA.
The NCAA has just informed me, Ryan Alexander Wilmot, and notified me Saturday night (while eating at Noodles & Company in Madison staring at the wall, wondering where life is going to take me...) that they needed a new Commissioner for College Football. They asked me to start right now. I obliged. Finally! I knew I should be given a great job like this. College football is tremendous and with a person like me in charge, everything will be perfect.
I'm making one big change starting right now. Michigan at Ohio State next Saturday has been postponed and will be played January 8, 2007 as the BCS National Championship game in Glendale, Arizona.
Here is what we have found out this year: No team is better than either Ohio State or Michigan. No. 3 Florida looked absolutely horrendous last night vs South Carolina. USC looked good at home vs Oregon but they have a loss to Oregon State. Arkansas would probably be the next choice to play for the title. They lost to USC in the first game of the year, but have looked spectacular ever since. Notre Dame? Good, but lost to Michigan. Rutgers? Come on. Have you seen their strength of schedule? Best in the Big East yes, but not national title contenders. West Virginia? They met Louisville a couple weeks ago. LSU? Two losses.
What else has been thrown around and could possibly happen if it's a close game is Ohio State vs Michigan in a rematch in January. You have got to be kidding. You are telling me that if Michigan squeaks by the Buckeye's next Saturday on the road in Columbus they should have to play them AGAIN? Would you give Ohio State the title for going 1-1 vs Michigan? That can not happen.
As the new Commissioner of College Football, here are my BCS bowl projections:
BCS National Title, January 8 -- Ohio State vs Michigan -- #1 vs #2. It's what we want to see. These two Big Ten teams are head and shoulders better than every other team in the country.
Sugar Bowl, January 3 -- USC vs Arkansas -- Darren McFadden gets my vote for the Heisman. John David Booty and the Trojans will play for the national title next year.
Orange Bowl, January 2 -- Notre Dame vs Florida -- Both teams aren't nearly as good as they were supposed to be. Might as well let them duke it out for biggest letdown of the 2006 season.
Fiesta Bowl, January 1 -- Rutgers vs Boise State -- Two undefeated teams (and the best in their respective conferences) who couldn't beat the # 3 teams in the Big Ten, ACC, Big 12 and the SEC. Enjoy!
Rose Bowl, January 1 -- LSU vs West Virginia -- Other than the national title game, this would be my favorite game to watch. West Virginia's offense is electric and LSU's front four is the best in the country.
As a Wisconsin native, I must assure you Badger fans they will have an easy win in the Capital One bowl over a crap Florida team. The small addition of an eight game playoff next year would also be a big help. As commissioner I will look into that.