Wake up girl....you need something more, you can't just lay there....
Lead singer for the rock band Maroon 5, Adam Levine, has completely ruined any visions I might have of Maria Sharapova in the future. The two had a romance a couple years back but the musician had to call it off. Why you ask? Maria sucked in the sack. I knew she had to be bad at something.
Said Levine: “She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”
Andy Roddick dated her a year back too. Let's get his thoughts. Anybody have his e-mail addy? I lost it.
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