Yeah, would never hurt a soul....
Dear O.J.,
As your legal council, I have to tell you that you're an idiot. First of all, you killed Ron Goldman and Nicole. That's obvious. Second, this 'alleged armed robbery' thing in Vegas. What were you thinking exactly? Before being arrested on Sunday, you gave interviews saying the stuff was yours. Please explain to me why, if you thought this memorabilia was yours, that you had to crash through this door, guns raised, scream at people to get up against the walls and take off with this stuff.
I am lost in the confusion that is O.J. Simpson. I understand you probably don't have much money. Everything you earn goes to the Goldman family and your kids....of which, you probably spend yourself. This book you wrote 'If I Did It' describes you how you killed...I mean, would have killed Ron and Nicole if you had the chance. What is wrong with you? Why can't you just sit in your big mansion in Florida (which can not be taken away by the Goldman family) and die off quietly?
Last, but not least, I quit. You are not bright and you need to be put in jail for the rest of your life. Best of luck with your latest legal woes.
Sincerely,
Ryan A. Wilmot
P.S. You owe me $7,453,692. I will expect that check in the mail in the next week. Thanks
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